@snipeyhead Have I reminded you recently that I want to have crazy monkey sex with you?

@snipeyhead your charms know no bounds, aside from a gag ball and a crop.

@snipeyhead No one I follow is more interesting than you.

@snipeyhead Have you any idea what a delight it is, following your tweets? :-)

@snipeyhead You are such a bad-ass, tweeting naughty words and stuff! You rock :)

@snipeyhead seriously you're awesome and make me laugh. Thanks for being cool.

@snipeyhead it's people like you that give me hope for humanity :)

@snipeyhead If you === chicks in tech I'd be terrified too xP

Omg @snipeyhead sighting but I haven't said hello, she looks... scary.

One of my highlights of #SXSW 2011: Getting to meet @snipeyhead in person, where I learned two middle fingers are better than one.

@EmilyKnits you do not hunt snipes. @snipeyhead hunts you.

@snipeyhead it makes you awesome. I imagine you're always on the toilet because you're always full of win.

@snipeyhead Thank you for not validating your identity via cockpunch. /cc @david973

@xwordy @david973 @snipeyhead "Hi! Are you Sni-*WHUNK!!!!*" ............."Nice to meet you....*vomit/cry*!" :-)

@snipeyhead I now have a goal. Need to meet the woman that makes me laugh all the time.

@snipeyhead I wouldn't worry too much about being all "grownup." I've met you.

So @snipeyhead has just coined the phrase "The Clitorati." They are the true masters of government and banking.

.@snipeyhead just told me, "If your dick can fit in that beer bottle then you lost more than your fingers in tha accident." #quotemachine

@snipeyhead The lemon party song came on at the hotel I'm in and for some reason I thought of you. #winning

I think I just broke @snipeyhead - I need a medal or something.

@snipeyhead You ARE the Kwisatz Hederach!

@snipeyhead I clicked w/o thinking then immediately panicked having clicked on your links before. lol #itwasntatrap

@snipeyhead Please identify the resonating frequency of your spine. I promise not to use it for evil. #saidwithstraightface

@snipeyhead BTW, I promise not to tell anyone about your personal branding secrets. Your brand essence is safe with me. ;) cc: @JRMcGrail

For a non-marketing person, @snipeyhead knows more about marketing in in the social space than many of the so-called experts I've met.

Finally met @snipeyhead in person. She's every bit as depraved as I imagined. (That's a good thing.)

@snipeyhead I'm constantly impressed and inspired by how dorky you are.

@snipeyhead A random 'just sayin' from me, but you're absolutely my favoritest twitter person ever.

#ff @snipeyhead who was the inspiration for "Weird Science." At least, the computer nerd with a bra on her head part. #fuff

@snipeyhead No worries. I love reading your stuff. The tech stuff, the snide remarks, great stuff. I'm amused, inspired, and alarmed. :)

@dabitch I just call you "that bitch". Everyone knows whom I'm referring to. Well, some think it's @snipeyhead

@snipeyhead Omfg, you fixed a typo with sed. #fanforlife @jenniferlucille

@snipeyhead you are totes my favorite lol

@snipeyhead Doing more than that… You ARE the Qwisatz Haderach.

@snipeyhead Monday I'll be called into a mtg and be asked, "Is it true you called a customer a bitch on Twitter?" Yes, Snipe. "Oh, OK" :)

#FF @snipeyhead because she's an awesomesauce sundae with snarky sprinkles and IT goddess on top. #Delicious

@snipeyhead I'm going to Mitnick my way into your Nerdapalooza room and put a horsehead in your bed.

Sometimes, I think ppl like the abuse. I feel like @snipeyhead.

@snipeyhead Why? Why must you do that? You know we're moths attracted the the flame that WILL MELT OUR EYES!!! :-)

RT @snipeyhead: Anti-virus software is the Maginot Line of infosec << Funny AND offensive to the French in one go. Win-win :o)

@snipeyhead There is not enough morbid curiosity in all my body combined to make me want to click on that link

@snipeyhead Jesus. I think I'm going to unfollow you just to refollow you.

I'm pretty sure I'm in love with @snipeyhead, then again I fell in love with a nokia in afghanistan once... I bet she could hack it :) hmm

@snipeyhead you got sick and were forced to miss a course in lock picking. Who says the universe doesn't take care of itself?

I say some hilarious and rather off-color stuff. @snipeyhead has taught me well. I love her, btw.

If @Garcia_BAU was actually run by the fictional über-geek character on Criminal Minds her timeline would look more like @snipeyhead's

@snipeyhead it always blows my mind how often I stumble upon something you've done as I've been googing for something.

@snipeyhead After looking at Snipe.net, I've decided to elect you as my own Tyler Durden #nerdlife #geeklife

#ff @snipeyhead This lady is so smart I would to see her in a mental cage death match with @chrisbrogan..I know who would come out on top

I keep meeting folks who have a geek-crush on @snipeyhead ...don't think she realizes her own power. #followfriday

.@snipeyhead is my #FF recommendation because she's really smart, and really funny, and really sarcastic, and a bit of a potty mouth.

@snipeyhead It's my conviction anyone who isn't afraid of you is either insane or Cthulhu.

@snipeyhead :P you keep giving me really cunty ideas to fuck with people. I <3 you.

@snipeyhead That headline must not be accurate. Isn't sexiest geek title already held by you?

I know @snipeyhead has a pretty solid following thus far, but she's also got a great sense of humor, humility, and understanding to boot :P

@snipeyhead You're so awesome - how can you not touch yourself in public?

@snipeyhead = smoothness!? http://twitpic.com/3m4ksk

@snipeyhead Oh, believe me, that's a big part of the honor. I've always pegged you a real straight shooter. Happy New Year!

@snipeyhead I <3 you :D

@snipeyhead <3, asshole.

@zenitramsirk Of course I do; she post some of the best stuff on twitter. :) /cc @snipeyhead

@snipeyhead didn't think you were the kind that makes sweet, sweet anything.

@snipeyhead I had no idea I could laugh this hard before coffee.

Tried to explain who @snipeyhead was to my wife. Was at a loss for words.

My Wife just threatened to "noodle up my dirty pot". I don't know what that means but I find it disturbingly exciting.

Oh twitter. You disgust me. Especially you, @snipeyhead. It's why I keep coming back, day after day. #ThankYouTwitterMayIHaveAnother?

@snipeyhead your phone. It knows what you really think. Poor phone...

@snipeyhead .....oh god. If it was coming from anyone else but you, I wouldn't think that this was true...

@snipeyhead can you be our President someday?

Signed by the band and @snipeyhead http://twitpic.com/3et204

Zomg! Met @snipeyhead in person!

@snipeyhead I just fully understood this msg. I am too young to be following you!

You know what I said about strong women not intimidating me? well there is one @snipeyhead her web site says it all

@snipeyhead It was a compliment, nerd.

Speaking of electronics/gadgets, @macshome says "If your wife doesn't care, then it's a niche." Unless your wife is @snipeyhead, anyway. #fb

#FF @snipeyhead because she makes me lol loudly daily and her snark is untouchable. She's my hero

@snipeyhead Did you know that you are a life saver when it comes to lightening my day with your tweets? If you didn't, now you know.

@snipeyhead Likewise. Your CHUD remark made me want you with the burning passion of a thousand suns.

@snipeyhead our whole cowork office is laughing our asses off at you right now.. that was so disturbing and funny.

RT @snipeyhead Tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits. I mean "man I'm tired and want to go home" Rofl god I love your tweets

#ff | I'm #thankful for@snipeyhead . Excellent writer, talented developer &one of the few I will would follow after the great robot uprising

@snipeyhead you should be a news anchor.

@snipeyhead I thought I was the Queen of Cussing. but I am handing over my crown. You rock. You simply do. (Dammit.)

@snipeyhead When ever I get pissed, I hear your voice in my head!

@snipeyhead FYI, following you on Twitter has enriched my life considerably.

@snipeyhead this is why I like you, thanks for starting my day off right!

Sitting back to watch @snipeyhead tweeting as performance art.

@snipeyhead I love you. That is all.

@snipeyhead I am regularly amazed by the stuff you say online. :D

I love @snipeyhead. Would love to be like her when I grow up. #justsayin

@snipeyhead I just realized I read one of your books seven or so years ago! Thanks for helping me start with PHP waaay back then!

@snipeyhead I will take your version of crazy and loud over most people's version of sane. Seriously.

@snipeyhead some people have a subconscious desire to be punished by you. Mercilessly and endlessly.

#FF @snipeyhead for lols and sarcasm galore. One of my favorites!

Are you a SMDB? Check out http://bit.ly/WVxSn yet? The snipe behind the curtain has some mondo followers: http://bit.ly/bNl4HE

@snipeyhead If you ran for office, I'd vote for you.

@snipeyhead you're having the decency to lube us all up first before you anally gangbang us with goodness.

@snipeyhead lol...your tweets are typically quite hilarious, but for some reason that one made me laugh so hard I nearly wet myself.

@thinkgeek You should know @snipeyhead is crazypants crazy despite what she'd like you to believe.

@snipeyhead ROFL. Omg, I totally love you. You make my day awesome.

And we miss you, believe me. RT @snipeyhead: I worked for the Village Voice. Don't tell me about publishing

For wannabe geek-girls #ff @snipeyhead to see how its REALLY done

@snipeyhead i hate you. thanks.

@snipeyhead if i've got to see religion and politics in my stream, i'm glad it's from you.

@snipeyhead Whether I say the nice things about you enough, I promise you I am always thinking the nice things about you. &lt;3

@snipeyhead It's like poetry for a new generation. if anyone deserves a coffee table book, it's you.

@snipeyhead You know that saying when you shiver & it's like someone walked over your grave? THAT IS YOU.

@snipeyhead Now you know that isn't fair! I just shot my afternoon snack out my nose. Gonna be smelling oriental crackers for DAYS! ...bitch

It has to be said @snipeyhead is a goddess! Thanks for the help. #ff

@snipeyhead reading your tweets just makes me laugh, probably the most sane person I "know"

#FF @snipeyhead because she's a bit rough at the edges but tweets what a lot of us are thinking but would never say.

@snipeyhead I think I should count as at least 100 followers for the amount I love you.

@snipeyhead Damn, girl, you's a cutiepie. You make me feel sort of gayish.

@MightyGeek ::grin:: I will lay odds right now that @snipeyhead will cause you to blush (or gag) before you do her ;-)

@snipeyhead we kid because we love you... Or because were terrified of you... or both. (@free_geek )

@snipeyhead has some of the funniest tweets on here. I'm gonna send her a bunch of free swag just for cracking me up.

@mtay If you give @snipeyhead blood, she's only gonna use it to forge mephistophelean contracts.

If I ever get roasted, I want @snipeyhead to be part of the roasting crew. She's the Lisa Lampanelli of IT.

@snipeyhead If you're half as fun drunk as you are sober I hope someone posts it to youtube, or at least sells tickets

@lundegaard if you tried beating your wife, they'd be able to bury you in a thimble. so no, we weren't worried.

@snipeyhead we as in us, not you. We're only picking on ourselves. You defy categorization.

Way too many of my replies to @snipeyhead are of the "That's awesomely horrible" nature. So if you like that sort of thing, follow her.

@snipeyhead Following you is completely unlike reality TV. You're interesting.

.@snipeyhead is awesome. That is all.

@snipeyhead heh. I can hear it now: "That snipeyhead, she's so tough she eats motherboards and shits SIMcards!"

RT @snipeyhead: I am innocent. // MT @tallelfin: And I'm the Queen of England.//Both of U should take your meds! LOL

Following @snipeyhead is like watching a late night special on HBO, totally funny and awesome and totally not safe for work.

@snipeyhead For most people that *would* count as cranky - for you it barely registers as "snark"... /ducks

@snipeyhead 1. Save marketer's asses 2. ????? 3. Profit!

Secretly a superhero: @snipeyhead . (@unmarketing knows)

@snipeyhead This tweet pretty much embodies why every geek should follow you :)

#ff snipeyhead because she's a bastard covered bastard w/ a gooey bastard center. #hewordsnotmine

@snipeyhead You are damn good at tweeting, your blog is awesome, you are always interesting - they need to give you a promotion :)

@david973 Hrm, is @snipeyhead allowed to travel or is she classified as a munition?

Fun to see @snipeyhead on screen from @syfy #140conf

@snipeyhead You are so amazing, just in case you haven't been told today. Jeez, goddess = http://bit.ly/9nlk5N Oh, brainy too... and stuff.

For the last 5 min my daughter answered every question with "dick." I didn't know @snipeyhead perfected the brain meld machine yet.

@snipeyhead You are the Usenet alt. for this century. That's meant as a complment and dear god some things are better not known.

Just found out "keistering" is a verb. Never actually needed to know that. THANKS, Internets! I'm looking at YOU, @snipeyhead

@snipeyhead You do get an A for effort! You're sort of a hero of mine.

i have a suspicion that @snipeyhead is a Bene Gesserit witch

So @NummiesBras and I are forming "Club Awesome" of ppl we would sit on a patio with for 8 hrs. @SnipeyHead is on the list

@snipeyhead you, my dear, are the High Queen Nerd

Many thanks to you @snipeyhead. You are a 20-sided gem.

@snipeyhead "BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!" Snipeyhead: Master of the Technology

@snipeyhead Ever sense I started following you, my life has become so, so much better.

I heart @snipeyhead and pledge to do her bidding, for good or for evil.

at least we have all the @snipeyhead's in the world. if you're a guy pay attention because her balls are at least descended

You should never, ever follow a link from @snipeyhead ....especially if there is a "WTF?" attached to it. If you do, you're asking for it.

@snipeyhead They must be new followers. Most of us know better. Anything that weirds you out will cause nightmares in navy seals.

@snipeyhead And yet you link it for all to see. Sociopath.

@snipeyhead Your tweets are some of My Favorite Things™.

If you are not completely in love after reading @snipeyhead's bio, you are dead to me.

@snipeyhead You @-replying me is the only thing keeping my Klout score from plummeting, according to my report. #YouAreTheWindBeneathMyWings

#ff @snipeyhead because like Freddy Krueger, if you follow her long enough, she will eventually enter your dreams...God help us all =p

@snipeyhead I always assume ASL interpreters are throwing in vulgarity & snarky comments in interpretation. You doing ASL confirms this.

@snipeyhead i follow you because you make me laugh so god Damn much

A huge line got crossed, and for once it was NOT @snipeyhead . Someone check hell for frost.

I may be a creepy Internet stranger, but @snipeyhead is my ideal woman: sexy AND knows of Cthulhu and Akira. 1 in 6 E+9 and married :(

@snipeyhead TOTALLY UNFAIR! You tweet "OMFG gross... lol.." and my finger is on the link before I know what I'm doing. I'm so conditioned.

@snipeyhead That would be the obvious conclusion but no. All I can say is zombies stripper + tassels = @snipeyhead. I did the math 3 times.

Warning: if you follow @snipeyhead, you will find yourself adding more sites to your rss feeds then there are atoms in the universe

@snipeyhead I love your mind. I want to take a short vacation inside there. More than a weekend and I'm sure I'd succumb to insanity though.

snipe.net has to be one of the best designed sites i've seen recently. Buy @snipeyhead some beers

If you are not following @snipeyhead you may be too weenie to use twitter. Chase your daily vitamin with a shot of @snipeyhead.

@snipeyhead YOU are wearing pumps? What unholy alternate universe did I wake up in?

#MrTweet i recommend @snipeyhead because most of her tweets either turn me on or makes me piss my pants. No lie.

Today's IMMB is the Habenera from Carmen, as performed by the Muppets. My wife is trying to drive me insane & you're ALL coming w/me.

Snipey, you are the goddamn devil. : "Beeker does Ode to Joy: http://bit.ly/V1dYv "(via @snipeyhead)

@snipeyhead No apologies necessary. You are many things, dull is never one of them!

@snipeyhead My search for "creepy uncle who feels you up" just alerted me to your tweet :]

@snipeyhead Thus spake the paragon of feminine pulchritude and decorum, between bouts of dermatillomania.

@snipeyhead i gotta say - there are days that your tweets are just the most unique thing when my twitter page loads. ::Laugh::

@BradleyHolt @weierophinney You guys let @snipeyhead in!? Watch out, she's the type that'd saran-wrap your toilets.. better check first ;)

@grayhawk But online only @snipeyhead's words are cutting... Actually, she's my hero. if I ever become a geek-chick, I want 2 be like her ;)

@snipeyhead hard to say this without being creepy, but you'd be a super-hot lesbian.

@snipeyhead I got you pegged at Chaotic Neutral from your tweets, you never know what is coming ;)

@snipeyhead It's a toss up between you and Felicia Day for hilariousness. Edge to you for crassness.

@snipeyhead you're more like mace windu, who uses force powers close to that of a sith but is still a jedi

@snipeyhead wow. Can you teach that trick to all the women in my life? In second thought, I don't want you near the women in my life ;)

@snipeyhead I try ignoring your tweets to buy myself back into heaven... until you mention hooker heels

@snipeyhead someone needs to petition IllWillPress.com to make a new character called Snipey. Female squirl with big boobs.

#onefollowfriday @snipeyhead because she's one of the coolest geek chicks you're likely to get kneed in the junk by.

#FF @snipeyhead she is not witty or clever but what she lacks in those areas she makes up for in anger.

@snipeyhead I am in New Zealand so we are restricted to following only 2 people..so it's you and the creepy old man in the yellow raincoat

@snipeyhead I just found you but I think I am your number one fan

from me to someone else: "@snipe is just pure awesome in a tiny teeny box" ;)

@Snipeyhead I've just decided you are the PhD to my mere MA in Awesomebitchology. I bow to you.

@snipeyhead You're funny in a creepy way, anyway, so it just fits. :P

#FollowFriday @snipeyhead Rampant egoism that's like watching a tornado...destroying everything in her path yet somehow awe-inspiring

#followfriday I follow @rosettathurman because she's nice and @snipeyhead because she's not (-:

@snipeyhead I'm going to be Captain Obvious here but you are fucking hard core.

@snipeyhead Pft! You're just as (if not more) awesome in person than on Twitter. :)

Oh snap, @snipeyhead is following me! I am now internet famous :D Had a blast hanging out with you this weekend, Allison!

@free_geek @snipeyhead is less "touchy feely" and more "naturaly-20 stabby stabby"

What becomes of G&T kids f/ youth? Ask @snipeyhead when ur cutting a PO for her Gifts & Talents.

@snipeyhead I don't want to call you a clown, but I get a lot of laughs following you :P

@snipeyhead The way I understand it, you're like Rorschach: a Lawful Evil redhead

@snipeyhead was it wrong for me to register you on wefollow under "sunday school" "lisa frank" and "quilting"?

#followfriday Not for wimps, but I highly recommend @snipeyhead. Following her today alone has made my week.

@snipeyhead Contradicting at it's finest, you truly are the epitome of evil with a hint of geek.

Whenever @snipeyhead "has an idea," I put on my Viking helmet, mithril shirt, +1 bag of holding, rape whistle, swinging cod, and Sidi boots

@snipeyhead Hi :-) Social media D-bag site is just GLORIOUS! I think I love you... HA!

FYI - Found out that http://socialmediadouchebag.net is the brainchild of @Snipeyhead. Still making me laugh.

@buzzedword Some groups work better than others. I have a Pierced Yankee Leather Mama group, but only @snipeyhead ever winds up in it.

@snipeyhead Oh God! Me too... anytime someone says "this made me think of @snipeyhead..." I just brace myself

@snipeyhead you are my endless source of entertainment. (and I DID love your blog post last night) :)

@snipeyhead You *are* the Everlasting Gobstopper of Twitter. Sweet, sour, long-lasting, and may dislodge a tooth if bitten. LOL!

@sunnydebs @snipeyhead REPORT bad behavior? I suspect she's more likely to INSTIGATE it!

#followfriday @snipeyhead - An awesome example of female leadership in technology.Please recruit more like you to whip the guys in shape.

@snipeyhead How many times have you tweeted "Time for bed. Must be up in 17 minutes for work"? I'm used to finishing dinner before you quit.

Recommendation #followfriday (4/5): developer and gamer who posts some of the funniest tweets in my friend timeline, she's fun: @snipeyhead

@snipeyhead you are ridic and awesome all at the same time.

@snipeyhead On the list of things you were notorious for, that was surely pretty far down. Still, you're right about the new version.

@snipeyhead = subtle supervillainy at its finest

@snipeyhead Hon, you're not safe for a lot more than just work. ;)

I must say, @snipeyhead is a goddess when it comes to absolute usefulness of her blog posts and just general awesomeness. Thanks @snipeyhead

@snipeyhead That's the most informative piece of info I've ever gotten from a mutant wolf penguin bat.